True story

As much as some of you may disagree, it's never been any sort of pleasure to enter a locker room filled with half-naked men. At first, it was really embarrassing, but that was 10 years ago and I was 17. I'd like to think that we've all grown a little since then. Once you're there for a while, they get to know when you're coming in and avoid, err, nakedness in your face until you've gone. There's always the new kids, though, that maybe either don't think of me as a human being yet, or haven't thought too much about exposure and what it leads to.

So in conclusion, thank-you WontNameYouHere, for the unabashed full frontal today. You know who you are, and you also know the only way I could've avoided it was to hop into the shower, which would've caused its own set of problems.

You're shorter than I am, dude. You don't scare me. Let's fight.