HOWEVER (you knew that was coming, didn't you), my job isn't just to sit on my ass, eat hot dogs, enjoy baseball, talk to the players and go home; believe it or not, there's actually a little work involved. You know, like creating stories out of thin air, attempting to make them entertaining and then filing them in a timely manner (at least two a day). I've been doing this for nine years now, which isn't long at all compared to the rest of the writers here but still long enough so that most of the time the writing part is automatic and not brain-bending.
Saturday, I had a complete and total meltdown that left me crying with my head stuck in the freezer (don't ask). Sometimes, folks, you just can't write no matter how much you try, and Saturday was one of those days. I left the ballpark at about 3 p.m. and spent the next eight hours at home in various stages of ridiculous dress, staring at my laptop, threatening my own life and, eventually, filing my story before deadline.
I've never missed deadline. Ever. That doesn't mean it hasn't come close. Because I'm completely crazy, I'll do various things (if I'm at home) to inspire myself to compose. Saturday, I stopped after my introduction and changed clothes. Several times, except there was always one holdover from the previous outfit so that by the time I was done, I had: my hair in pigtails beneath a pink bandana, a bathing suit top, yoga pants and green-and-orange knee-high argyle socks on. It didn't do the trick, but it sure made me laugh when I passed by the mirror. :)
As a last resort, I took myself and my ridiculous ensemble out on the back porch in 35-degree weather and locked myself out of the house after making my friend promise not to let me back in no matter how much I begged until I was done with my stories for the night. It was cold, but it did the trick!
Most of the time, music helps. I have a steady rotation of the same songs I blast into my headphones to drown out everything else and put myself "in a zone." It's loud and it pumps me up, and today I got a new addition to the list courtesy of a good friend from back home. Thanks for introducing me to Exodus, Sander! I owe ya one. Now my playlist is a solid 15:
10 Freaky Girls - Dux Jones
Dem Boyz - Boyz in Da Hood
Down with the Sickness - Disturbed
Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
Master of Puppets - Metallica
Fire It Up - Black Label Society
Black Shuck - The Darkness
Where the Hood At - DMX
Bodies - Drowning Pool
Fireman - Lil' Wayne
Tank Dogs - Mac
Paint it Black - Rolling Stones
Before I Forget - Slipknot
Blacklist - Exodus
(Looking back, this, along with too many Korn, Zombie and Pantera concerts in high school/college, is probably what I can't hear for shit unless you're yelling directly into my face. Moving along...)
So anyway, I have these meltdowns about once a year, usually during spring training. Every time that baseball returns in the spring coincides with the best six weeks of my year, but that doesn't mean it's not stressful. I cannot for the life of me go to bed early, so my sleep is usually whittled down to between 3-4 hours a night. Sometimes I work at night, too, so waking up at 6:30 every day is its own beast.
Then there are the times that my body just revolts against me: On Thursday, I bent down to feel the water in the hot tub...and fell in, fully clothed. Some part of that must've been funny to my friend, who saw it from across the yard. "It was like watching a tree fall," he said. "You didn't put your hands out or wiggle around or try to stop or anything."
But it's baseball, and so I can deal with crying in the freezer. Occasionally. :) Thankfully, I have a lot of really cool friends who keep me sane, and even a crazy firefighter who comes over to make me watch Backdraft on occasion. ;)
Gettin' late...g'nite kids. :)
-Sportsgal
So I was out and about the other night and came across a gentleman who asked what I did for a living. Normally, if they react at all, most people will say, "Cool," or "What do you want to do for a career when you grow up, then?" This guy asked me why I chose baseball.

